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YOU KNOW YOU?RE IN A REDNECK CHURCH IF:
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1. The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.
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2. People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish and what bait He used to catch ?em.
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3. When the pastor says, ?I?d like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering,? five guys and two women stand up.
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4. Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
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5. A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because ?It ain?t never been in a hole it couldn?t get out of.?
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6. The choir is known as the ?OK Chorale!?
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7. In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.
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8. People think ?rapture? is what you get when you lift something too heavy.
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9. The baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized ?Wheeling? washtub.
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10. The choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) Billy Bob?s Barbecue.
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11. The collection plates are really hubcaps from a ?56 Chevy.
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12. Instead of a bell you are called to service by a duck call.
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13. The minister and his wife drive matching pickup trucks.
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14. The communion wine is Boone?s Farm ?Tickled Pink.?
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15. ?Thou shall not covet? applies to huntin? dogs, too.
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16. The final words of the benediction are, ?Y?all come back now, ya hear??
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